Four Fives

Five Places No One Would Rather Be

  1. Sing Sing
  2. Porta Potty in Death Valley in August
  3. The I.C.U.
  4. A high school locker room
  5. Cubicle 31-T, 14th floor, Omincorp headquarters

Five Unisex Names

  1. Jordan
  2. Alex
  3. Jamie
  4. Pat
  5. Shannon

Five Houseguests To Be Wary Of

  1. A man who immediately roots through your couch cushions, looking for errant quarters
  2. A nice — but knife-wielding — woman
  3. Anyone who, once they’ve plopped their bags down, decides to invite their significant other and a few friends over for a “party.”
  4. This guy who says his name is Kato
  5. A trio of fourth-grade boys, each of whom has just consumed 44 oz. of Mountain Dew

Five Breads

  1. Baguette
  2. Ciabatta
  3. Challah
  4. Kaiser roll
  5. Wonder

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