Professor Yeti

A stunning album composed of four CDs to be played simultaneously.

Five Places No One Would Rather Be

Sing Sing
Porta Potty in Death Valley in August
The I.C.U.
A high school locker room
Cubicle 31-T, 14th floor, Omincorp headquarters

Five Unisex Names

Jordan
Alex
Jamie
Pat
Shannon

Five Houseguests To Be Wary Of

A man who immediately roots through your couch cushions, looking for errant quarters
A nice — but knife-wielding — woman
Anyone who, once they’ve plopped their […]

Professor Yeti dispenses advice on odiferous underarms, misspelled mass mailings and anxiety-arousing appliances.

Greetings from Shimokawa, Japan, population 4,169, home of assorted interesting characters, the world’s best plum juice, and an annual Penis Festival.

Local ordinances are sometimes stranger than fiction.

Have Americans forgotten how to hang out?

You might want to be famous, but you probably won’t be . . .

There’s a good reason for this . . .

This bi-week we’ll learn about the California Blackworm. This worm is often cultivated and used to feed Discus fish, which is why the following information was found on the Discus Page Holland, a website devoted to all things that are (even remotely) related to Discus fish.

Science fiction writers often tantalize their readers by conjuring up […]

My own personal struggle with Skittles.