Professor Yeti

Franco-American relations on an upward trend after successful indie rock tour.

Five Habits You Really Should Have Gotten Over By Third Grade

Picking your nose
Pulling the cat’s tail
Eating paste
Not stepping on sidewalk cracks
Yelling “Eew! Cooties!” when someone of the opposite sex touches you

Five Body Parts That Get Taken For Granted

Elbow
Spleen
Fibula
Larynx
Eyelids

Five Springtime Retreats

Cabin up north
Pepe’s Pudding World Theme Park & Resort
Chic spa in New Mexico
Kyrgyzstan, before […]

Professor Yeti steps in to offer advice to lost Latin speakers, cell phone-dependent Canadians and bikers covered in fancy grease.

Honestly.