Archive for July, 2005

Intonation Music Festival

Tuesday, July 26th, 2005

Online music magazine Pitchfork instigates a weekend of indie rock in a Chicago park, and the results are surprisingly good.

Premature Breakdown

Monday, July 25th, 2005

Getting sick in the supposed prime of one’s life seems vastly unfair.

Perfect, Unassuming, and Perfect

Monday, July 25th, 2005

Rosalyn lovingly explains why the historic San Benito House wins the Best Sandwich award year after year after year.

Contacting Jesus

Sunday, July 24th, 2005

Some people love him and others fantasize about spending an afternoon hanging out with him.

four fives

Sunday, July 24th, 2005

Five Comic Strips From A Long Time Ago

Krazy Kat
The Tours of Dr. Syntax
Foxy Grandpa
Mutt and Jeff
Hairbreadth Harry

Five Reasons to Quit

Financial incentive
Significant other demands it
Health
Chance to prove will-power
Socially embarrassing to continue

Five Attractive State Quarters

Minnesota (loon, fishermen, lake)
Connecticut (oak tree)
Vermont (maple syrup)
Maine (lighthouse)
Iowa (Grant Wood painting)

Five Ways to Use the Word […]

Professor Yeti

Sunday, July 24th, 2005

The venerable professor quickly touches upon sleep schedules, garrulousness, and leather.

Get Behind Me, Quixtar

Sunday, July 24th, 2005

Jonathan attempts to exorcise his brush with a phantom called “Multi-Level Marketing.”

A Presidential Breakfast

Sunday, July 24th, 2005

There’s a lot of head scratching around the White House . . .

Epic Unveiling

Sunday, July 24th, 2005

Tonight is a special night . . .

Jargon

Sunday, July 24th, 2005

This bi-week we’ll turn to the great architect Frank Lloyd Wright. The excerpt is from a lecture he gave to undergraduates at the University of Princeton in 1930. In the lecture, he discusses how unpleasant he finds the prevailing architectural attitude of the day and in the paragraph below he references some pamphlets that support […]