This time we’ll look at advertising copy. The following are snippets taken from a flyer for airforce® Nutrisoda®, the “nutrient enhanced soda.” The soda has different “flavors,” which are actually different sodas designed to improve different aspects of a New Age person’s lifestyle, such as “calm” or “energize.” As it says in small print, all […]
Five Things We’ll Never Speak Of Again
Yesterday
A certain relative we used to talk to
July 15th, 1995
The addiction you used to have
The Borgstrum fiasco
Five Items of Furniture
Chest of drawers
Desk
Couch
Bookshelf
Easy chair
Five American Cities That Many Consider Dangerous
Detroit
Gary, Indiana
New York City
Compton, California
Washington D.C.
Five Well-known Artists That Nobody Has Ever Heard Of
Rachel Whiteread
Barnett Newman
Kara Walker
Richard […]
Sarah Newton interviews Professor Yeti and discovers some surprising things about our esteemed hirsute friend.
Why poker is suddenly hot and competitive eating — “America’s fastest growing sport“ — struggles to gain an audience.
Which do you prefer? . . . Is being a kid all it’s cracked up to be?
An essay on death and memory.
An essay on distraction, sports and leisure.
Andy missed his flight to Cannes, but made it to the red-carpet-free town of Tipton, Iowa.
Instead, experience the sexy pleasure modernity gives to lovely ladies.
I sure hope so . . .