Professor Yeti

Five Alliterative and Insulting Additions to the Names of Your Co-workers

Dunderheaded (Donald)
Pissy (Patrice)
Jaundiced (Jill)
Tomato-faced (Terrance)
Jackass (Johnny)

Five Items that Are Unwelcome in the Home

Maggots
Guns
Car insurance bills
Wolves
Rotten vegetables

Five More Alliterative and Insulting Additions to the Names of Your Co-workers

Wench-y (Wendy)
Half-Pint (Harry)
Butt-faced (Bill)
Cadaverous (Carrie)
Nitpicking (Nancy)

Five Ways to […]

Professor Yeti offers advice on hurricane humor (avoid) and sucking on balloons on behalf of political campaigns (probably permissible).

Two new buildings strive for greatness. Is it what’s inside that counts?

A lamentation (as well as affirmation) of the complacency and willful ignorance that allows us to stand pat as we pollute ourselves to death.

Would this weren’t so . . .

A Reminiscence on ‘The Box.’

From the checkout line they strike at me…

How did something as silly as the hula hoop become such a big deal?

This month we’ll look at that old American favorite: the rib restaurant. The descriptions below describe a few of the more obscure cuts of ribs, which you should keep in mind the next time you go out for barbeque. [Editors’ Note: Also keep in mind that in the text below “meaty” is the good-public-relations way […]

How are artists experimenting with the Net? What can we call uniquely “hyperart?”