Professor Yeti

Alex Starace has collected various written texts and quotes from his five to midnight shift working take-out at Famous Dave’s on Tuesday, October 4, 2005.

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DIET
ROCKSTAR
ENERGY DRINK

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“Hi, my name is Lolli, as in ‘lollipop’ . . . “

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BRISKET PLTT
coleslaw
no choice
sub
extra
muffin

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ATTICUS
USA
Clothing mfg

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“A la carte? . . . What comes with that?”

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BBQ CHIX SAND
potato salad
hot stuff
hot stuff
hot stuff
ON SANDWICH
*open prep/

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“Name’s Flowers, like, um . . . ‘flowers.’”

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All take-out employees must be bubbly and Famous when interacting with every customer, on the phone or in person!

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PORK SANDWICH
fries
SEPARATE BUNS
*open prep/

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“What do you get with the a la carte?”

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HOT BUDGE, Hershey’s

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Source: Alex Starace

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