Professor Yeti

Five Names to Give to a Giant

Igor
Big-Boned Barry
Cecil
Treetop McGee
House-Smashing Harry

Five Trucks

Dump
Pickup
Mack
Garbage
Cement

Five Potentially Sexual Words that are Also Found at the Dinner Table

Breast
Tomato
Wiener
Rump
Melons

Five Reasons You’re in a Straightjacket

The pistol you were holding
The sexy nurse lingerie you were wearing
The illegally imported python around your waist
The sedated orangutan in the corner
And that teddy bear you were making […]

Do you have too much health insurance? According to President Bush, you do.

Thoughts on the death of a baseball star who made me believe in the impossible.

One man’s delicacy, one woman’s culinary nightmare.

Advice for you, dear reader, on how to avoid illness, the wrath of Nike and The End.

Sigmund Freud made dreams a legitimate field of study, but by now it’s pretty clear that some of his ideas about the subject were wrong.

It turns out the line between fact and fiction is a little blurry.

I don’t think Wallace would have approved.

The subculture of the Craigslist Review Board.

Thoughts after 10 months of life across the Atlantic.