Professor Yeti

Five Names to Give to a Giant

1. Igor
2. Big-Boned Barry
3. Cecil
4. Treetop McGee
5. House-Smashing Harry

Five Trucks

1. Dump
2. Pickup
3. Mack
4. Garbage
5. Cement

Five Potentially Sexual Words that are Also Found at the Dinner Table

1. Breast
2. Tomato
3. Wiener
4. Rump
5. Melons

Five Reasons You’re in a Straightjacket

1. The pistol you were holding
2. The sexy nurse lingerie you were wearing
3. The illegally imported python around your waist
4. The sedated orangutan in the corner
5. And that teddy bear you were making out with

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