Professor Yeti

Advice for you, dear reader, on how to avoid illness, the wrath of Nike and The End.

Sage advice from Professor Yeti on the charms of words, the repulsiveness of siblings, and other matters.

Professor Yeti offers his wisdom to a lonely soul, a confused cowboy wannabe and a streetwise critter named Bruce.

As in, “No, you numbskull, as a matter of fact, I’m not Czech!” And other advice, too.

Advice on a wide variety of topics, from the sacred to the profane to the evil office copy machines.

A rolled-up newspaper can cure your woes, if used properly. Plus words of wisdom from Chippy the beaver, and oh so much more.

Professor Yeti offers advice on hurricane humor (avoid) and sucking on balloons on behalf of political campaigns (probably permissible).

Sarah Newton interviews Professor Yeti and discovers some surprising things about our esteemed hirsute friend.

The venerable professor quickly touches upon sleep schedules, garrulousness, and leather.

Professor Yeti reprimands Derek Jeter and expresses his inner being in haiku.