Professor Yeti

Professor Yeti offers his thoughts on popsicle-eating, cell phone etiquette and selling out by selling clothes.

Advice on a lowering your 4th of July party-planning stress, dealing with off-key tubas, and other other issues of great importance.

Professor Yeti experienced a series of mishaps recently, and has had some problems receiving your mail. Read his recap of the catastrophes, along with a bit of general advice. We apologize for any inconvenience.

Professor Yeti dispenses advice on odiferous underarms, misspelled mass mailings and anxiety-arousing appliances.

Professor Yeti steps in to offer advice to lost Latin speakers, cell phone-dependent Canadians and bikers covered in fancy grease.

. . . Such as stupid TV shows, belly buttons, and anything other than the weather. Professor Yeti has some tips.

The Professor offers advice on fitting into small cars, making houses bigger, and getting your neighbors to turn down the damn stereo.