Archive for the 'Humor' Category

This Lost Show All You People are On About

Thursday, October 13th, 2005

I don’t know why everyone likes this show so much…

A Conversation with Grandma

Thursday, October 13th, 2005

Topics not discussed: Youth, quilting, feelings

Dolphins with Fucking What?!

Thursday, October 13th, 2005

I never trusted those water mammals anyhow…

Codename: Futureshock 2025

Thursday, September 15th, 2005

Would this weren’t so . . .

Tear Down That Tabloid!

Wednesday, September 14th, 2005

From the checkout line they strike at me…

Do Not Fear the Love Machine™

Sunday, August 14th, 2005

Instead, experience the sexy pleasure modernity gives to lovely ladies.

Am I sufficiently boring to write a tell-all book?

Sunday, August 14th, 2005

I sure hope so . . .

A Presidential Breakfast

Sunday, July 24th, 2005

There’s a lot of head scratching around the White House . . .

Epic Unveiling

Sunday, July 24th, 2005

Tonight is a special night . . .

Camps for the Modern Child

Tuesday, July 12th, 2005

Sign your kid up today!